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Alright, buckle up, because this ain’t just another “stunning home” writeup stuffed with generic adjectives. Nah, this place in Central Saldanha Bay? It slaps. I mean, if you’ve ever dreamed of waking up to killer Atlantic views and sipping sundowners on your own patio while pretending you’re in a way-more-chic version of Netflix’s Selling Sunset—well, here you go.

From the jump, the place has that face-brick vibe: classic, can survive a West Coast storm, and won’t have you on your knees scrubbing off mold every other month. It towers two storeys high, so you get the kind of ocean views that make your Instagram stories look like you’re living in a travel mag.

Driveway? Paved, obviously. Garage? Double-sized, because one car is never enough (and let’s be real, it’s mostly filled with camping gear anyway). Next to the garage—yep, there’s extra storage, and—plot twist—a legit wine cellar. Not just a pokey cupboard, but an actual “invite your friends over for a tasting” spot.

Crack open the front door and you get smacked in the face (the good kind) with marble floors and that ‘jeez, this is fancy’ feeling. The main bedroom is basically a hotel suite—ensuite draped in marble, big windows, guarantees you’ll never want to leave. The other bedrooms aren’t sad box rooms either: think loads of space and sunlight.

The living room and dining area? Big, open, perfect for yelling at the TV during a rugby match or, you know, just hanging out with your people. Oh, and there’s a bonus room off to the side—want a home bar, man-cave, epic study, whatever? Go wild. And almost every corner gives you those epic sea views, so your Zoom calls just got a serious upgrade.

Downstairs you get a ‘proper’ study (WFH crowd, rejoice), and the kitchen is wicked smart: dark wood, solid marble, tons of storage, and it faces the patio, so you’re part of the action even when you’re burning the garlic bread.

Step out back and you’ve got a teeny vineyard—grow some grapes, flex for the ‘gram, whatever. There’s all that practical stuff too: outdoor toilet, laundry room, staff quarters if you need ‘em, plus a backyard made for braais and sundowners.

Security? Sorted. Burglar bars, alarm system, remote gate—the usual, so you sleep easy. And if you’re a collector or just hoard too much, there’s extra storage stashed on the side of the house.

Location? Couldn’t be better. You’re close to beaches, cute shops, all the coastal walkways, and don’t even get me started on those sunset walks. Saldanha Bay’s kind of a hidden gem, and this place puts you right in the sweet spot.

Bottom line: if you want a pad that actually feels like a home but still has that big “look at me, I made it” energy, this is the spot. Give us a shout—come take a look and see if this West Coast stunner is your next move. Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.